Now THAT'S a sandwich!!!

My dear constituents,

With all this talk about sandwiches, I figured I would take the liberty of showing you what a REAL Dunne sandwich would look like. (There's actually four of us: you can't see Jimmy, he's lower). Of course, while I normally enjoy the company of younger women, preferably having not yet finished college or puburty, but I figure, better safe than statutory.

Ever since the Record called me on having such a boner for press releases, I've decided to work a new angle in constituent outreach: love advice. Today, we're going to talk about the Dunne Style of Seduction. Once you've found a lady you're interested in...

1. Corner her at a city council meetings (girls LOVE to be photographed)
   
2. Chase a few interns on the side. (so she knows that you're a commodity)
3. Get banned from a state agency (the ladies LOVE the badass reputation).
4. Have her change her voter registration for the primary (nothing like letting her pull the lever for you!)
5. Throw a temper tantrum when the two of you run into College Republicans informing voters of the previous four steps (it shows your inner child!)
   
6. Tell her about your aspirations of being mayor; buy her dinner to get her to stop laughing.
7. Impress her by "standing up" to the local College Democrats; act surprised when they call for your ouster.

Well, that's all for today. I have another blog to update!

Keep it real,

Billiam.