Foy the New Democrat Leader
Vocal new leader of the Democrat Party Wayne Foy is looking for donations to purchase the new Democrat Headquarters. It worked out so well for his Campaign that he thought he would continue the tradition. A foreclosed property from the same party who bankrupt the City.Foy stated "if it does not work for Headquarters we can house the Guardians Angels there." Unfortunatly other than that Martiniano fellow nobody has volunteered for GA duty.
Other alternative plans are to use it to house the Ferris Wheel workers for LoPorto's new Waterfront Project.
posted by Dunne Nuthin at 8:38 AM
4 Comments:
It looks like someone has been listening to the "Old Timer". While Foy and Martinianiano would be figuring out how defraud the youth soccer league, the taxes went unpaid. LOPorto could make it a cigar shop or Satriale's Butcher Shop, Martinianiano could open a hair salon(He does such a nice job with his). It could be Flora's Rib Shack, or Doran's Casket Company. Vespasian and Democratus could play Dungeons and Dragon's there as well. Ryan and Lamiano could open a golf pro shop, isn't that pro wanna-bes do? Dworsky could be their bookeeper, he does everything else for them, including speaking and writing their schtick.
Hey, whyo, you leava my a ferrisa wheela alone. I'ma gonna putta the OTB on-a the river too. Then I'ma gonna putta my sales tax money into a floating casino. I gotta go closa up my summer home in Bruns-a-wicka.
LaSmarto
Seems to me since Lamiano,LoPorto and Martinianiano brought the Guardian Angels to Troy incidents of crime have gone up. Murder in an alley,stabbings and a home invasion, where were the Angels. Perhaps their criminal friends feel safer operating here now that they hae an imaginary presence here. Good going guys, any othe bright ideas?
Wayne's just the guy to take over the Dems. Him and Dworsky. Wayne, you only won one election(thanks to Mirch) Yeah,he's a real political powerhouse.
Junie Jones
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