Less than Four Weeks...
(A Special Post By Billiam Dunne)
It's almost time boys and girls- Election Day.
Over the next three weeks I'll tell you exactly who to vote for and why.
Today's Guest? Dan Doran- District 1 Candidate
You should vote for Dan. He is great. He moved to Lansingburgh to run for office, even though he knows no one up there. Need a reason to vote for Dan? On three separate occasions he voted to remove term limits in the City of Troy. Dan hates term limits. In fact, after serving 8 years already, Dan had to move so he could abuse more people with his awful government. God Bless Dan Doran.
Still not convinced? Well, he also raised taxes more than 35 percent when he was on the Council. And the water rate, too. That nearly doubled.
Plus, if you elect Dan again he will be able to paint the fire hydrants in downtown on Earth Day!!! Lansingburgh is not in downtown? Oh! Someone better tell Dan, he has no idea where the Burgh is.
That's ok though, he's still the best.
Good luck Dan!!! You only lost the Working Families Party by ONE vote, you should crush Mark Wojcik!!!
It's almost time boys and girls- Election Day.
Over the next three weeks I'll tell you exactly who to vote for and why.
Today's Guest? Dan Doran- District 1 Candidate
You should vote for Dan. He is great. He moved to Lansingburgh to run for office, even though he knows no one up there. Need a reason to vote for Dan? On three separate occasions he voted to remove term limits in the City of Troy. Dan hates term limits. In fact, after serving 8 years already, Dan had to move so he could abuse more people with his awful government. God Bless Dan Doran.
Still not convinced? Well, he also raised taxes more than 35 percent when he was on the Council. And the water rate, too. That nearly doubled.
Plus, if you elect Dan again he will be able to paint the fire hydrants in downtown on Earth Day!!! Lansingburgh is not in downtown? Oh! Someone better tell Dan, he has no idea where the Burgh is.
That's ok though, he's still the best.
Good luck Dan!!! You only lost the Working Families Party by ONE vote, you should crush Mark Wojcik!!!
posted by Dunne Nuthin at 5:43 PM
3 Comments:
Without Mark "the Ventriloquist" Pattison's hand up Danny "the Puppet's" butt, Doran doesn't know what to say. He must be terribly depressed after a crushing defeat by Wojick and a no name upstart. What will Dan do next? With Frank Laposta as his life coach, the only way is down. Some would blame the series finale of "Six Feet Under" as the beginning of the end for Doran as well. His neighbors in Highpoint would say that Sunday night in the Doran house featured Dan yelling at the television guessing the make and model of the casket used in that week's funeral. Without the show Doran has been listless. He has however taken a liking to the new SU DO KU puzzles in the paper. Good luck Dan we know how much you like numbers, at least single digits aren't that confusing....
Dunne and Doran make a great couple. They're both losers, andthey both dress like some 80's rejects. You could almost see them and Mr. Flip Flop Posta shopping for members only jackets at the flea market. Collars up on a pink shirt with a lizard on it. Doran was nothing but a mouthpiece for Otis. Another useless piece of shit that we don't need sucking up taxpayers dollars again. Vote Wojcik!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeter
Let's not forget when Dan used to;
1- Pick his nose while on camera at council meetings.
2- forget the Pledge, while leading the council one evening.
3- spewing nasty's at Marcia P. and Marcie H. during a council meeting. Stupid ass that he is, didn't remember that he had a live microphone in front of him.
People in the Burgh are stupid though. They voted in that other useless bobble-head McGrath into office once. I used to call him the white Christine Stone. Just as stupid, but always knew how to get into a picture with Otis. Why don't you put up a post on another useless piece of shit dem councilperson in the Burgh, MR.Cathy Conroy. That ugly bitch could curdle cream with her smug attitude and 2 hairs on her chin. Wojcik at least gets shit done once in a while. Ally's are clean, ala Mirch, and shit isn't piled up on every corner anymore. Fuck Doran and his flip flopping partner LaPosta. 2 losers who miss getting their faces in the paper. Neither one of them did jack diddly in their time on the council, LaPosta was just a windbag, and Doran is one step below a total moron. No wonder his wife left him for another man. Is he living with mommy and daddy now? Mommy makes him an instant breakfast in the morning and tells him, "honey, you'll always be a Troy City Councilperson in my eye's." His wife found a guy with balls and is very happy now I hear.
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