A message from the man himself...

We here at Dunne Nuthin are all about being fair. With that in mind, every so often we'll allow a message from the big guy himself. Without further ado, here is the much-anticipated debut from Councilman Billiam Dunne.

Hey guys,

I know I've been a bit quiet lately thanks to the whole Chica-gate controversy, but I promise I'll be back with a vengeance soon. My foes can only keep me down for so long, and I promise I will beat these charges. What's wrong with photographing interns? Huh? Especially if they're, you know, attractive. I don't see anything wrong with it. Especially if they're, you know, 19. Nothing wrong at all. I'll be back. Whether it's with a job or not, who knows. In the meantime, I have a present for you. It's a spiffy little Top Ten list I made up about myself.

Peace out,

Bill

P.S. The next letter from me will be all about my great accomplishments in the past year.


Top Ten Names I, Bill, Call My Obsession of the Week:

10) Sherry- I love this name! It's so Curiously Extra Ordinary!

9) Baby- It just sounds so personal coming from me.

8) Janice- Remember Tony Soprano's sister? Mmmm...

7) Mom- Need I say more?

6) Francis- In honor of my one true friend. The guy who helped me clean on Earth Day!

5) Intern- In just feels so powerful

4) Laura- I like to pretend I'm the next Mayor Pattison. Or even PRESIDENT!!!

3) Uncle Samantha- Hey, I love Troy.

2) Beth- For obvious reasons. Chris is such a lucky guy.

1) Chica- Yeah, baby.