Friday, February 03, 2006

Minority Leader Dunne gets new Counsel

Rotten Undies to Advise Dunne

I have recently hire Anthony Rotten Undies Rotundi as my legal Counsel. As you know, the ethically challenged Josh Sabo from the same Law firm as RU usually did good deeds like sue the citizens of Troy and North Greenbush and other Democrat politically motivated crap. Well now he cannot devote the time to me as he has taken on the task of screwing the citizens of North Greenbush on a regular basis. I bet in no time the Town will be insured by Carignan.

Here is a picture of RU after coming in 2nd in the Golden Corral eat off. After the buffet battle RU, me and the ladies went back to my place who I bought from good friends the Maiers. Can you believe I only paid 4 times what they paid for it, I am the king of the sweet deals.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Holiday Shopping Hints

Everybody Hates Shopping



So stop in and see Billy Boy and he will make a deal.

I know what your saying.

You thinks its easy ruining a family business,
getting a college degree from Florida in Architecture,
losing a Civil Service job in the State
and winding up a laborer at Town TV.

Well let me tell you, it takes plenty of work.

So this Christmas give me a present and show my little girlfriend that Billy Boy isn't a complete loser. Buy an overpriced, expensive, completely useless home theater from the guy who took a promising career and dump it in the shitter.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Fun with Billy

When I am down and feeling low Theresa and I do some coloring. Here is a little project I usually do with my interns. I hope you enjoy.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Now THAT'S a sandwich!!!



My dear constituents,

With all this talk about sandwiches, I figured I would take the liberty of showing you what a REAL Dunne sandwich would look like. (There's actually four of us: you can't see Jimmy, he's lower). Of course, while I normally enjoy the company of younger women, preferably having not yet finished college or puburty, but I figure, better safe than statutory.

Ever since the Record called me on having such a boner for press releases, I've decided to work a new angle in constituent outreach: love advice. Today, we're going to talk about the Dunne Style of Seduction. Once you've found a lady you're interested in...
  1. Corner her at a city council meetings (girls LOVE to be photographed)
  2. Chase a few interns on the side. (so she knows that you're a commodity)
  3. Get banned from a state agency (the ladies LOVE the badass reputation).
  4. Have her change her voter registration for the primary (nothing like letting her pull the lever for you!)
  5. Throw a temper tantrum when the two of you run into College Republicans informing voters of the previous four steps (it shows your inner child!)
  6. Tell her about your aspirations of being mayor; buy her dinner to get her to stop laughing.
  7. Impress her by "standing up" to the local College Democrats; act surprised when they call for your ouster.
Well, that's all for today. I have another blog to update!

Keep it real,

Billiam.

Monday, November 21, 2005

99% of Troy Thinks I'm SCUM

Of the 50,000 residents in the City of Troy I received 457 votes. Now that is a mandate. I want to thank the less than 1% of the people of Troy who (can't read the paper) voted for me.

Thanks your ignorant souls.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

I am an Asswipe

Letter to the Editor

Letter attacks

Posted 11-10-2005 at 2:22PM

To the Editor:
When a sketchy local politician calls you an ass, you know you’ve said something right.
In a previous column, I stated the only way Troy can change for the better is for its leadership to change, regardless of political affiliation. Those already in office have done little to visibly improve the quality of our city, and new ideas are needed to break the current trend of stagnation. Judging by the reaction of Councilman Bill Dunne in last week’s edition, I struck a nerve.
While Dunne states we have never met, the RPI College Democrats’ leadership and I met with him on September 21 so he might explain why we should work on his campaign. After considering his stated positions on the issues and performing our own research, we decided not to support his campaign and declined further contact.
I find it quite amazing an elected official has the time to venomously target a student writing for a small college newspaper. One might imagine Dunne would have more important things to do, such as serve constituents’ needs or otherwise perform his civic duties. However, by using his valuable time to insult the intelligence of one of his constituents in a relatively insignificant forum, he has indicated there is not a single problem left to be solved in Troy worthy of his time and efforts. If that’s the case, I see no reason for him to serve in office.
Dunne’s claims about supporting students are laughable at best. He states his support for student interests, but the only time he has stepped foot on campus has been to get help for his campaign. He states the importance of hearing student voices, but has never asked student opinion on any issue. This campus has been oblivious to Dunne’s existence before now, as he has never made any effort to communicate with us. The only time he has contacted the student body has been in self defense.
If by now he has been re-elected, there is no reason to believe Dunne will change the way our city is run. He will not become involved with the student body to discover our needs and consider our ideas, he will not make any efforts to meet with his constituents on a regular basis, and he most certainly will not suggest any dramatic changes that will bring Troy back to life. There is no reason to believe the bedrock of his campaign is anything but self-interest.
I challenge you to prove me wrong, councilman. Prove me wrong not with some written defense of your honor and tasteless attacks on my person, but with your future actions. If you want this student body to not think of you as a slimy opportunist, then you need to actually interact with this student body and take bold action to gain its support. The students on this campus want change. If you are unwilling to be an agent of this change, then you sure as hell don’t represent the RPI community.

Austin Randazzo
PHYS ’08
VP, RPI College Democrats

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

LAST MINUTE WHINE

NOTE THE PEOPLE I SENT TO AND THEIR EMAILS.


----- Original Message -----
From: Dunne4Troy@aol.com
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Sent: Friday, November 04, 2005 4:02 PM
Subject: Please help me.

Friends and Constituents,

My opponent's are trying to steal my race using anonymous mailings and phone calls, slandering me. None of what they are saying is true. Please read and circulate the attached to anyone you know and ask them to pass it on. I am the Republican's prime target because of my criticism of the Weed and Seed program (and the missing $100,000) and the jail expansion. For some reason these issues have hit a huge nerve. If I am voted out, we will never know the reason they are so upset. Also, call the Record and ask why my plan to combat absentee landlords was never printed. I have attached a copy of that as well. This is not the only plan I have that the papers have never printed. Why? I do not know. Call Nick Cantiello at 270-1288 and ask him.

I cal be reached at 368-5532